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Fic: The Part-time Peluda and the Faint-hearted Fiance: A Fractious Folk Tale, PG [Jan. 6th, 2008|11:55 am]
Title: The Part-time Peluda and the Faint-hearted Fiancé: a Fractious Folk Tale
Author: [info]ineffabili_tea
Rating: PG
Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley find a mutually satisfying way to solve the other's immediate problem.
Author’s Note: Written in the 2007 [info]go_exchange for [info]bea_sirius, whose prompt of ‘gargoyles’ kind of ran away with me. Researching gargoyles led me to this and then to this and the next thing I knew I was regaining consciousness in the back alleyways of Wikipedia with this story clutched in my hand. Thanks to [info]such_heights for the beta.

The Part-time Peluda and the Faint-hearted Fiancé: a Fractious Folk Tale  )
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Fic: Dolce Far Niente, Remus/Sirius, PG [Jun. 7th, 2007|09:44 pm]
Title: Dolce Far Niente
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
Summary: Sirius gets Remus to do some nothing. And some studying, too.
Author's Notes: Originally written for [info]terraneanblues's birthday. All my Romany comes from here. In part inspired by The Decemberists song "Cocoon". Multimedia fic: contains picspam.

Dolce Far Niente )
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Fic: Both Odd and Even (The f(x)=0 Remix) [Apr. 29th, 2007|12:00 pm]
Title: Both Odd and Even (The f(x)=0 Remix)
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Summary: Aziraphale wants to kiss Crowley. He does.
Rating: R
Author's Note: Originally written for [info]remix_redux 2007. A remix of Both Odd and Even by [info]apple_pi

Both Odd and Even (The f(x)=0 Remix) )
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Drabbles and Ficlets: Harry Potter, Various Ratings [Mar. 24th, 2007|01:55 pm]
A little of everything in this batch.

Love and Loss (G) )

Ze Odd Couple (PG) )

Ginny/Apollo (PG) )

Radioactive (PG) )

Unspeakable (G) )
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Fic: But It's Better If You Do, Ron/Hermione, NC-17 [Feb. 2nd, 2007|12:01 am]
Title: But It's Better If You Do
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Hermione knows why you don't judge a book by its cover.
Author's Note: Written originally for the Checkmated MovieQuote!Fic Challenge (quote is below). I'd like to thank [info]le_calmar_geant and [info]fairjustice for their help in looking over this piece. And yes, the title was shamelessly snagged from Panic! at the Disco.

"Tell you what. The truth is...sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it." -Brokeback Mountain

But It's Better If You Do )
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Drabbles and Ficlets: Good Omens, Various Ratings [Jan. 29th, 2007|12:09 am]
Two shorter pieces of Good Omens fic:

Untitled Arrangement Ficlet (G) )

Perrier Drabble (PG) )
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Fic: Pennies From Heaven (Pound Notes From Hell), PG [Jan. 6th, 2007|03:24 pm]
Title: Pennies From Heaven (Pound Notes From Hell)
Rating: PG
Pairing/characters: Warlock, Aziraphale & Crowley (could be read as Aziraphale/Crowley, but what can't?)
Summary: Warlock just wants to feel special again.
Author's Notes: My [info]go_exchange 2006 fic, written for [info]vibishan. Thanks to [info]such_heights for the beta!


Warlock could be stunningly self-centered )
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Fic: A Breath of Fresh Air, PG [Jan. 2nd, 2007|01:29 pm]
Title: A Breath of Fresh Air
Rating: PG
Character(s): Arthur Weasley, Perkins
Warnings: None
Summary: Arthur Weasley's first day at the Ministry.
Author's Notes: Written for [info]a_t_rain in the [info]hp_holidaygen 2006 exchange. Many thanks to [info]msmoocow and [info]magnetic_pole for betaing, and to [info]gracierose99 for the brainstorming help!

That was the worst part of this job, he decided: the monotony )
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Fic: Harry Potter and the Highly Inappropriate Use of the Headmistress's Office, Harry/Ginny, NC-17 [Oct. 7th, 2006|03:32 am]
Title: Harry Potter and the Highly Inappropriate Use of the Headmistress's Office
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When Professor Trelawney produces yet another prophecy, Harry has had enough.
Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione.
Notes: For [info]todieavirgin prompt 93: Virgin sacrifice is necessary in order to defeat Voldemort. Multiple orgies and awkward sex ensue. Pick your pairings. I'm afraid the orgies failed to ensue. Sorry 'bout that. Thank you to [info]wildestranger for the week extension and to [info]jadeddiva and [info]paceus for betaing.

Harry had never liked Professor Trelawney. Never. )
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Fic: More Than A Guest, Remus/Sirius, PG [Aug. 7th, 2006|04:34 pm]
Title : More Than A Guest
Rating : PG
Word Count : 1,053
Characters/Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Warnings : Angst, unrequited
Author's Notes: Originally written for [info]hpsauce in the [info]hpslashnotsmut exchange. The title and snippets of poetry are from "This is for you" by Leonard Cohen. [info]hpsauce asked for, among other things, Remus/Sirius, unrequited love, and any kind of angst.
Summary : it is the book I meant to read you / when we were old

This is for you )
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Fic: This Is Serious, Ron/Hermione, PG-13 [Aug. 6th, 2006|12:01 am]
Title: This Is Serious
Pairing/Characters: Ron/Hermione
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron doesn't think he can give Hermione what she wants for Christmas.
Notes: Thanks to [info]terraneanblues for the beta! Written for the [info]hp_smutfree exchange, for [info]glamcabaret.

This Is Serious )
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Drabbles and Ficlets: Remus/Sirius, Various Ratings [Jul. 7th, 2006|02:12 am]
Remus/Sirius ficlets from a variety of occasions, including Valentine's day and [info]dogdaysofsummer.

Fellytone (PG) )

Roses (PG) )

Truffles (PG-13) )

None of the Above (R) )

Sea-longing (PG) )

Of Needles and Bees (PG) )
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Fic: Black from Bergerac (5 of 5), Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, PG-13 [Jun. 7th, 2006|08:28 pm]
Title: The Black from Bergerac
Summary: A complete AU in which Potterverse characters and the plot of Cyrano de Bergerac (with a few significant changes) meet. Written over the course of April 2006 for the [info]wellymuck community (though only rarely incorporating the [info]wellymuck prompts).
Rating: PG-13
WARNINGS: AU, Remus/Tonks content.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Cyrano de Bergerac belonged to Edmond Rostand. My apologies to both.

Act Five )
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Fic: Black from Bergerac (4 of 5), Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, PG-13 [Jun. 7th, 2006|08:28 pm]
Title: The Black from Bergerac
Summary: A complete AU in which Potterverse characters and the plot of Cyrano de Bergerac (with a few significant changes) meet. Written over the course of April 2006 for the [info]wellymuck community (though only rarely incorporating the [info]wellymuck prompts).
Rating: PG-13
WARNINGS: AU, Remus/Tonks content.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Cyrano de Bergerac belonged to Edmond Rostand. My apologies to both.

Act Four )
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Fic: Black from Bergerac (3 of 5), Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, PG-13 [Jun. 7th, 2006|08:27 pm]
Title: The Black from Bergerac
Summary: A complete AU in which Potterverse characters and the plot of Cyrano de Bergerac (with a few significant changes) meet. Written over the course of April 2006 for the [info]wellymuck community (though only rarely incorporating the [info]wellymuck prompts).
Rating: PG-13
WARNINGS: AU, Remus/Tonks content.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Cyrano de Bergerac belonged to Edmond Rostand. My apologies to both.

Act Three )
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Fic: Black from Bergerac (2 of 5), Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, PG-13 [Jun. 7th, 2006|08:27 pm]
Title: The Black from Bergerac
Summary: A complete AU in which Potterverse characters and the plot of Cyrano de Bergerac (with a few significant changes) meet. Written over the course of April 2006 for the [info]wellymuck community (though only rarely incorporating the [info]wellymuck prompts).
Rating: PG-13
WARNINGS: AU, Remus/Tonks content.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Cyrano de Bergerac belonged to Edmond Rostand. My apologies to both.

Act Two )
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Fic: Black from Bergerac (1 of 5), Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, PG-13 [Jun. 7th, 2006|08:27 pm]
Title: The Black from Bergerac
Summary: A complete AU in which Potterverse characters and the plot of Cyrano de Bergerac (with a few significant changes) meet. Written over the course of April 2006 for the [info]wellymuck community (though only rarely incorporating the [info]wellymuck prompts).
Rating: PG-13
WARNINGS: AU, Remus/Tonks content.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Cyrano de Bergerac belonged to Edmond Rostand. My apologies to both.

Act One )
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Fic: Cause and Defect (3 of 6), PG-13 [May. 31st, 2006|01:48 am]
Title: Cause and Defect
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The sad life of Marius Black. Part 3 of 6.
Chapter Summary: Lalage Playfair confronts depravity, and discovers that idealism does not always triumph.
Warning: This chapter contains (not particularly graphic) descriptions of torture.
Notes: Written for the [info]black_family ‘Better Know A Black’ challenge.

Chapter One Chapter Two

Cause and Defect, Chapter Three )
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Fic: Connection Concoction, PG [May. 9th, 2006|11:38 pm]
Title: Connection Concoction
Rating: PG
Pairings/Characters: Peter, Remus/Sirius, James
Summary: In which Peter plays a prank which backfires, James's favorite colour is pink, Snape snorts, and Remus and Sirius are immune to feminine wiles.
Word Count: 5,637
Disclaimer: Not mine, JKR's. No money being made here.
Author's Notes: A sequel to Snogging Nog and Stripping Solution, though the connection is more of theme (Potions). The only real assumed knowledge is that Remus and Sirius are together. Peter-centric. To be followed by yet another sequel, Baculine Brew.

Thanks to [info]wedowedo and Georgia from Perfect Imagination for the beta.

Connection Concoction )
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Fic: Cause and Defect (2 of 6), PG-13 [Apr. 3rd, 2006|12:26 am]
Title: Cause and Defect
Rating: PG-13 (for series); PG (this chapter)
Summary: The sad life of Marius Black. Part 2 of 6.
Chapter Summary: Hamilton Tattersall welcomes a new student.
Notes: Written for the [info]black_family ‘Better Know A Black’ challenge. Many thanks again to [info]earthanthem for all her help.

Chapter One

Cause and Defect, Chapter Two )
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